I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE.

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that’s not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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